I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't deserve a penis
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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