You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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