At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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