she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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