i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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