I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Randomize
