Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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