"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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