i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
where does the pee come out of this thing
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
