She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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