I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
