I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
