he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So many bounce houses so little time
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I believe in your delicious
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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