dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
