As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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