i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
