come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I understand Curling. That high.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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