lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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