Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Quick, to the slutcave!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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