my sisters under your porch take her home
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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