I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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