Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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