Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How external is "for external use only"?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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