I need help removing her.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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