Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
