last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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