She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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