Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
her vagine was all disorganized.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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