two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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