Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
