Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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