ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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