Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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