This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
