U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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