worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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