he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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