i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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