She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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