She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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