I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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