party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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