marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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