He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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