Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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