so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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