none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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