i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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