glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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