Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The ass gains better be worth it
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