Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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