Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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