i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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