Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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