I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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