it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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