Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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