How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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