Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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